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WE OPEN ON A DIMLY LIT FAMILY HOUSEHOLD
WHILE THE DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRIES
PLAYS FAINTLY NEARBY, MINGLING WITH THE SOUND OF A CRISP WINTER'S WIND.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE, AND RED THE M +M AND YELLOW THE M+M ARE TIPTOING
TOWARD THE CHRISTMAS TREE TO LEAVE A TREAT FOR SANTA CLAUS.
RED IS LIGHTING THE WAY WITH A SINGLE CANDLE,
YELLOW FOLLOWS CLOSELY, CARRYING THE MOST MASSIVE BOWL FILLED
WITH SPECIAL HOLIDAY RED AND GREEN M+Ms ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN.
YELLOW ASKS “SO DO YOU THINK SANTA WILL LIKE THESE RED AND GREEN M+Ms?”
“I DON'T KNOW! I NEVER MET THE GUY!” RED CURTLY RESPONDS.
A DETECTABLE SENSE OF DISDAIN LINGERS IN HIS NASAL VOICE.
PASSING THROUGH THE LIVING ROOM THRESHOLD A HIGH PITCHED SCREAM IS HEARD.
IT IS SANTA, THE JOLLY OLD ELF HIMSELF, SYMBOL OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND GOOD,
LEAVING NEATLY WRAPPED PRESENTS FOR OUR OWN RED AND YELLOW.
“HE DOES EXIST!” RED EXCLAIMS INCREDULOUSLY
“THEY DO EXIST” SANTA SAYS OF THE WALKING TALKING M+Ms,
HIS EYES ROLLING BACK IN HIS HEAD.
THE TWO FAINT TO THE GROUND MID-MOAN, HEAVY WITH THE KNOWLEDGE
OF EACH OTHERS EXISTENCE.
YELLOW STANDS ALONE
BOWL STILL IN HAND
HEAVY WITH THE SPECIAL HOLIDAY RED AND GREEN M+Ms
“...UH, SANTA?” YELLOW TIMIDLY ASKS
AS A FEW CANDIES FALL TO THE GROUND
SKITTERING PAST THE TREE AND INTO THE HEARTH
AND THE FINAL STRAINS OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRIES
ECHO ALONGSIDE OUR LONE SURVIVOR

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from Joe To the World and ALLIE! vol. 1, released December 5, 2011

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